25 September 2006

树上流星雨

今天本来心情灰灰的,回家途中经过北京路,发现树上竟然下起流星雨了!*



真的好漂亮,我就站在那儿,左手一包蔬菜鳗鱼牛奶右手一盒月饼,感叹了好几分钟。

心情也就这样晴朗起来了 :)



*想必是要10-1国庆的缘故,所以得张灯结彩一番吧。

24 September 2006

Men are like cabs

Yesterday, Ms T came up with an absolutely brilliant analogy:
Men are like cabs.

Hoards of them when you don't need, but never there when you are trying to look for one!

22 September 2006

Basking in my red red room

So I took the plunge on Thursday - I painted my room scarlet!



Now I no longer feel like I have to buy my own apartment anymore. (Convincing my landlord was much easier than I thought too.)

Plus... Klimt looks simply, simply gorgeous on red.

18 September 2006

百度

刚才看了一篇文章,才发现百度(中国第一号搜索网站) 的名字原来这么有典故。

百度一名取自辛弃疾的《青玉案》:

东风夜放花千树,更吹落、星如雨。
宝马雕车香满路,凤箫声动,玉壶光转,一夜鱼龙舞。
蛾儿雪柳黄金缕,笑语盈盈暗香去。
众里寻她千百度,蓦然回首,那人却在,灯火阑珊处。


妙!

12 September 2006

Assassins in Shanghai

A rainy day often provides fodder for imagination.

It has been raining for almost 3 days in Shanghai now, so you can imagine there is a lot of fodder floating about in my brain.

My latest idea is about drivers in Shanghai and it goes like this: their true identity is not really driver; they are really assassins on a killing mission, armed with a black list of targets. Going undercover as a driver in Shanghai is very appropriate since the social incentives are perfectly aligned for drivers to kill rather than hurt - apparently it cost less to compensate the victim's family if the victim died rather than if he were seriously injured. In fact, the difference is significant enough to one errant driver that he decided to roll over *a few times* someone he had accidentally knocked into but didn't die.

But back to the asssasins. Over the past 3 days, I realized, without the shadow of a doubt, that I must be one of their targets, perhaps even quite near to the top of the black list. How else to explain why cars speed towards me rather than slow down even though (a) it is raining; (b) it is a raining night; and (c) I am a lady in heels and a dress walking home on raining night? And what about the fact that there are so many cars on a rainy night accelerating from 0 to 60 kmh in 3 seconds AND collectively beating the red light? Surely surely surely, they must be hoping their brakes would lock and skid once I step off the kerb. Need more convincing? Here is the last straw: they would accelerate from 0 to 60 kmh in 3 seconds even when reversing - into me.

Something positive has come out from all these near-death encounters - I am feeling terribly important. I must be, since only important people get assassinated right? If I survive all this rain and attempts on my life, I shall endeavour to discover what propelled me to such fame...

Happy Think-Positive Day. (Kudos to »Ms M.)

01 September 2006

9月1日的常德路上

难驯的千爪鱼
把三轮货车推下坑
自己却
懒洋洋地

__ _______
__________上。
______

汗水掺杂着铁锈,
在上海车道中央
驭兽不遂的
是你古铜色的身躯。

汽车苍蝇
狠毒至极挥之不去
萦绕在
你的躯体上。

视若无睹狼心狗肺
是你的同志;
力不从心却帮你驯兽的
是一头金发
和一只
颤抖的细手。

出了坑的千爪鱼千金
依旧刁蛮
你吃力地踩着三轮货车
一寸_____地蠕动着。
____一寸

静安国际广场的灯火已在闪烁
你的古铜色 ---
却消失在
我背后的黑暗中。